Sorry about the wait but it’s been well worth it

20 Oct

Friends and Readers,

Am sure that loads of you, like me are loving this blog. Oi! You Blog Head is what blogging will soon be all about. I guess that I better tell you who I am. I am the (newly) second half of the Oi! You Blog Head team. I of course must thank the founder of the Oi! You Blog Head, that in truth has become the centre of my world, not only injecting my life with boundless humor, he is one of my personal heroes (and if your asking ladies, he is very easy on the eye).

I am a young and budding advertising man and if my friends were to describing me words like, hilarious, absolute riot and fucking BUFFTING would be some of the words you’d probably hear. I’d like to think just like me this blog I am fun and easy going, so I’m gonna have the time of my life writing it and hopefully you’ll have a fun time reading it.

For those of you that know me know that I quite literally love to drink stuff and I’m not gonna lie to you I am a huge fan of beef. This brought me so many challenges in my life which I’m sure you are all familiar with. How on earth do I combine these central themes of my life. Then as if by magic I was introduced to Bovril, now I bet some of you are like what?! Well… Bovril as categorized by Wikipedia is a “salty meat (beef) extract” and I know what your thinking, that takes care of the beef side of things but I want a drink too. Now if you read a little further you will find the reason that Bovril has captured the imagination of millions “Bovril can be made into a drink by diluting with hot water, or (less commonly) milk”. And that ladies and gents is why Bovril is a winner.

But this begs the question, who is out there in the world drinking hot water (and more disturbingly MILK) is thinking,

“You know what this fucking needs, a bit of beef”.

I am sorry but I don’t want to live in a world that is ok with people flavoring their beverages with beef. I’m sure we are all aware of the economic crisis, obesity and massive things like that but who is making sure that these, frankly LUNATICS are not drinking beef. It’s just not right. Me and a good friend of mine tried a bit of Bovril once and it did not slip down a treat. Someone needs to step up and stop these atrocities from taking place.

I do not want my children growing up in a world where it is ok for people to drink beef. And honestly I don’t think you do either.


Please leave your comments agreeing on not with my comments. Or even better we would love to hear about your beef flavored drink adventures.

Thank You and Good Night!


2 Responses to “Sorry about the wait but it’s been well worth it”

  1. Lennard October 21, 2009 at 1:36 pm #

    well the next logical step would be to try put Marmite into your orange juice (warm orange juice of course).

    I must agree with you, when you say that I do not want my children to grow up in such a sick society. But what can we do to stop inevitable progress? I have seen/heard of some wrong things in my life i.e. jellyfish porn (it was Japanese OK!!!) – are we just moving to a more extreme society? More fragmentation than ever? (holy shit i actually managed to bring it back to proper topic)

    hit me back
    just to chat
    truly yours
    your biggest fan
    this is … ehm Len

    • Oi! You Blog Head October 22, 2009 at 7:28 pm #

      You know what Lennard, you might be right. I don’t think that it is a process that we can stop. Jellyfish porn?! Still where is the line when people are drinking beef.
      Maybe we have always been an extreme society, it may be that just our perversions are more public.

      Thanks for the comments. Big fan of the blog (didn’t know there was life pre-1989, but hey)!

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